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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Glee Santana unimpressed New Directions

If glee club is dead, why not use a song that’s already been flogged to death?

Glee club is dead.

We finally won.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 19

Glee Rachel Funny Girl audtion Don't stop believing

A better world.

So this episode starts out with several Harlem Shake sequences.

Glee can’t be this terrible by accident. It’s gotta be on purpose, right?

It has to be.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 11

Glee Tina Blaine crush stalker

Can’t you just feel the mouth-breathing?

Well, Glee’s already done prom twice. What arbitrary school functions do we have left to inflict emotional “strain” on our characters?

Sadie Hawkins dance? Sexist, unimportant, awkward?

“It’s perfect!” -Glee

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 7

Glee superhero club

Although, Glee is Satan’s favourite show. Next to 2 Broke Girls, obv.

So, apparently a Rapture preparedness club wasn’t retarded enough for Glee.

No, now we need a superhero club. Like a “wearing superhero costumes around school for no reason” thing.

Did Ryan Murphy break out some fucking heroin while browsing Avengers porn on 4chan?

Not that I’ve ever done that.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 2

Glee Season 4 Rachel Oops I Did It Again sexy hot

So I guess season 4 is the sexy season? Actually, I’m cool with that.

Because the last Britney episode was such a fine example of meaningful narrative and character development.

Pro tip: it wasn’t.

But yet again, season 4 surprises me by not being a complete slop-heap of spicy diarrhea. Snaps.

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