Dynasty Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review
Shine bright like a Cristal.
It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.
Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.
Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.
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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review
Rude.
It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.
Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?
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Revenge Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review
I don’t know. Does it count as “trying” if you don’t even have to try?
Yes, it’s dull and redundant.
But it’s still good enough to keep me going.
I just can’t resist a good old “poisoning someone to dupe them into thinking they have a fatal illness.”
