It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.
Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.
Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.
Yes, it’s dull and redundant.
But it’s still good enough to keep me going.
I just can’t resist a good old “poisoning someone to dupe them into thinking they have a fatal illness.”