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Arrow Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Fallout Black Siren Katie Cassidy

Dynasty needs all the help it can get.

I’m only still here for Katie Cassidy.

And the occasional male shirtlessness.

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Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued

Beauty & the Beast Cat

Why count sheep, when you can count Cat’s lack of independence?

I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.

And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah premiere

Nah, babe. Go back to your book.

The Originals is finally here.



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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Vampire Diarieas season 5 premiere Katherine drunk

This is Katherine, not Elena. In case you needed the clarification.

She’s a fucking rockstar.

Also, TVD’s back.

Thought you might wanna know.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Revenge season 3 premiere Victoria

Can you believe it?

Season 3. Wow.

If nothing else, Revenge’s longevity in the face of its shameful mediocrity is inspiring.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Santana Hard Day's Night premiere

Hey, Quinn already went there. It could happen.

This episode’s title is “Love, Love, Love.”

Nice try, Glee, but we’re not that easily brainwashed.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 1

Pretty Little Liars A text season 3

Oh wait, they already used that one. Disregard.

I go into season 3 of PLL without much enthusiasm. Did anyone else see what happened to Gossip Girl post season 2?

Well if this episode is anything to go by, it’s not fuckin’ happening here.

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