Arrow Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review
I’m only still here for Katie Cassidy.
And the occasional male shirtlessness.
Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued
I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.
And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.
The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review
She’s a fucking rockstar.
Also, TVD’s back.
Thought you might wanna know.
Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?
According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”
But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.
ABC watches out for me.
Revenge Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
Season 3. Wow.
If nothing else, Revenge’s longevity in the face of its shameful mediocrity is inspiring.
Glee Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

Hey, Quinn already went there. It could happen.
This episode’s title is “Love, Love, Love.”
Nice try, Glee, but we’re not that easily brainwashed.
TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 1
I go into season 3 of PLL without much enthusiasm. Did anyone else see what happened to Gossip Girl post season 2?
Well if this episode is anything to go by, it’s not fuckin’ happening here.