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Glee Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

Glee Tina crying

Glee season 5 Gum.

See? Tina gets it.

Which means “it” is dumb, trite, and entirely idiotic.

“It” is Glee, if you hadn’t gotten there yet.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Klaus Tyler

But wait, there’s more.

I’d like to thank The Originals for clearing up that issue I had with Marcel being Hayley’s kidnapper.

No, it was actually Tyler who kidnapped her.

Because that makes me so much happier.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Tim Holden PLL

“No! Don’t make me go back to Aria!”

The one thing The Originals was missing was a love interest for Davina.

Not.

Thankfully, they have the good sense to send him packing in the same episode.

Don’t scare me like that.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

Linda needs to sort her shit out.

It bothers me that Big Jim’s reaction to Junior fucking kidnapping and holding his girlfriend prisoner is to simply kick him out of the house and trust he won’t go near Angie again.

He’s crazy, dude.

At least Junior takes out his insanity on someone who deserves it this time.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 20

Revenge Takeda Aiden sword katana fight

“Although I still end up sweaty and satisfied. Interesting.”

I think it’s obvious at this point that I won’t be abandoning Revenge before the season is up.

I’m still not sure whether I’m pleased that it got better, or frustrated that I was forced to keep up with it.

Either way, Aiden totally gets to kill someone this episode. That’s all I need to know for now.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 20

Vampire Diaries Katherine Rebekah the Originals

At least they’re getting along today.

Should I be titling this The Originals instead of The Vampire Diaries?

Semantics.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 16

Glee Sue Sylvester Nicki Minaj Superbass

But anyone who’s still watching Glee already knew that.

What would be a greater crime against humanity’s sense of hearing than Glee re-frying Moulin Rouge?

Nicki Minaj.

Of course.

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