Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.
And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.
Is there still time to swap her for Liz?
Luckily for us, amnesia means that Regina and Robin get to flirt with each other all over again.
But unluckily, Once Upon a Time is staying on form from last week, because there’s no kiss.
I’d like to thank The Originals for clearing up that issue I had with Marcel being Hayley’s kidnapper.
No, it was actually Tyler who kidnapped her.
Because that makes me so much happier.
It bothers me that Big Jim’s reaction to Junior fucking kidnapping and holding his girlfriend prisoner is to simply kick him out of the house and trust he won’t go near Angie again.
He’s crazy, dude.
At least Junior takes out his insanity on someone who deserves it this time.
I think it’s obvious at this point that I won’t be abandoning Revenge before the season is up.
I’m still not sure whether I’m pleased that it got better, or frustrated that I was forced to keep up with it.
Either way, Aiden totally gets to kill someone this episode. That’s all I need to know for now.
Should I be titling this The Originals instead of The Vampire Diaries?