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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

TVD Mommie Dearest Scary Spice staked

Just kidding. We can’t kill the sympathetic black man until we get to hear his sob story, now, can we? But that would require him to talk…

No, instead of killing Scary Spice, or getting his obligatorily tragic backstory, we get Lily’s obligatorily tragic backstory.

About how Giuseppe Salvatore, her husband, and father to Damon and Stefan, was a turd.

Which we already knew.

But Lily desperately needed those Abused Wife points, huh?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Best Served Cold Caroline pregnant

TVD is making Twilight feel quickly paced. Which is almost impossible to believe.

Yes, The Vampire Diaries is finally making the textbook teen soap opera play of having a pregnancy arc.

But sorry, Ginger. It’s not you.

It’s Caroline and Alaric, of course. Who else would it be?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Lily Emma gun

Alright, cool it, Julie James.

No, seriously, Emma. What are you waiting for? The chance to be cool doesn’t come along often on Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Unforgiven Tree of Wisdom

Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?

You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.

Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD Let Her Go Caroline singing funeral

It only took her four seasons.

Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.

And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.

Is there still time to swap her for Liz?

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Atonement Conrad Grayson back

Flashbacks are such sweet sorrow.

Conrad’s appearance really brings home what’s missing from Revenge this season.

In related news, is there a single person in the universe who is missing Charlotte at all?

Because I don’t think there is.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Robin Regina flirt sexual tension ship

“Archery puns are all I’ve got. It’s a good thing I’m so pretty.”

Luckily for us, amnesia means that Regina and Robin get to flirt with each other all over again.

But unluckily, Once Upon a Time is staying on form from last week, because there’s no kiss.

Yet.

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