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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Unforgiven Tree of Wisdom

Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?

You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.

Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD Let Her Go Caroline singing funeral

It only took her four seasons.

Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.

And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.

Is there still time to swap her for Liz?

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Atonement Conrad Grayson back

Flashbacks are such sweet sorrow.

Conrad’s appearance really brings home what’s missing from Revenge this season.

In related news, is there a single person in the universe who is missing Charlotte at all?

Because I don’t think there is.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Robin Regina flirt sexual tension ship

“Archery puns are all I’ve got. It’s a good thing I’m so pretty.”

Luckily for us, amnesia means that Regina and Robin get to flirt with each other all over again.

But unluckily, Once Upon a Time is staying on form from last week, because there’s no kiss.

Yet.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

Glee Tina crying

Glee season 5 Gum.

See? Tina gets it.

Which means “it” is dumb, trite, and entirely idiotic.

“It” is Glee, if you hadn’t gotten there yet.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Klaus Tyler

But wait, there’s more.

I’d like to thank The Originals for clearing up that issue I had with Marcel being Hayley’s kidnapper.

No, it was actually Tyler who kidnapped her.

Because that makes me so much happier.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Tim Holden PLL

“No! Don’t make me go back to Aria!”

The one thing The Originals was missing was a love interest for Davina.

Not.

Thankfully, they have the good sense to send him packing in the same episode.

Don’t scare me like that.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

Linda needs to sort her shit out.

It bothers me that Big Jim’s reaction to Junior fucking kidnapping and holding his girlfriend prisoner is to simply kick him out of the house and trust he won’t go near Angie again.

He’s crazy, dude.

At least Junior takes out his insanity on someone who deserves it this time.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 20

Revenge Takeda Aiden sword katana fight

“Although I still end up sweaty and satisfied. Interesting.”

I think it’s obvious at this point that I won’t be abandoning Revenge before the season is up.

I’m still not sure whether I’m pleased that it got better, or frustrated that I was forced to keep up with it.

Either way, Aiden totally gets to kill someone this episode. That’s all I need to know for now.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 20

Vampire Diaries Katherine Rebekah the Originals

At least they’re getting along today.

Should I be titling this The Originals instead of The Vampire Diaries?

Semantics.

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