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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

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Alexis ain’t got time for my shit.

Unlike Riverdale, I truly did put off posting about Dynasty because I had to put some effort into my existence outside of my rubbish blog about soap operas.

I know. I’m disappointed, too.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

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Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

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But it can buy you a caped dress.

It’s a good thing Dynasty recently got picked up for a network television pace-killing twenty-two episode full season.

Because if filler this blatant was part of only a thirteen episoder, it wouldn’t be cute.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

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Dear God, not again.

Thankfully, a lack of shirtless Archie, despite how integral it is to this show’s identity, is not the kiss of death.

The total lack of Cheryl, however, is a worry.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

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Julian has never experienced a good TVD.

Well, my smarmy assertion last week about TVD’s fall against The Originals’ rise seems to be holding true.

The Originals had a powerful, knockout episode this week.

And poor TVD had to dangle the deaths of its leading men in an attempt to force us to feel anything about this once great soap.

Yawn.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 8 – TV Review

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Who knew that centuries’ old monogamist lesbians wouldn’t want their father figure’s penis in their bed, right?

It’s funny. As The Originals rises, The Vampire Diaries falls, and vice versa.

Season 5 of TVD was bland (after we lost Katherine, anyway), while season 1 of The Originals was a burst of fresh blood.

Season 6 of TVD gave us the holy, eternal Kai, while season 2 of The Originals stuck us with a no-stakes plot against the goddamn baby.

And now, as The Originals throws off the shackles of baby oppression and gets back to vampire business, so TVD sinks into mediocrity as every character somehow forgets how easy it is to stake or tear out a heart.

Let’s hope that mystery female assailant from the flash forwards turns out to be Katherine.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

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Hardly newsworthy.

Scream Queens: one week it’s in the rancid scum bucket, the next week it’s slightly out.

And now we’re back in, again.

It’s like a rollercoaster. You know, the Tooth Chipper?

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