Tag Archive | possession

Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Omg, could you imagine?

I had the same itch with Nancy Drew that I had with Riverdale this week, and very nearly tossed it in the Discontinued bin where it belongs.

But like Riverdale, I’m going to give Miss Drew one more shot.

Because ghost possession in this universe is wacky and apparently easily-accepted by the characters, which was a pleasant surprise to me.

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Insidious: Chapter 2 – Film Review

Insidious: Chapter 2 Danielle Bisutti

“Just kidding. I’m only psychologically traumatising him into becoming a serial killer from beyond the grave. No biggie.”

Piranha 3DD was a trashy, cash-in, cheap-ass piece of crap sequel that was meant to be a subpar knock-off.

Insidious: Chapter 2 wasn’t supposed to be any of those things, and yet it’s somehow worse.

Sequelitis evidently doesn’t care if you reassemble the entire cast and production team.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Katherine wrinkles

Just give up, K. You’ll never find anything other than perfection on that face.

On a side note, of the 10 episodes (including this one) so far this season, my lead image has featured Katherine 7 times, and Elena 3 times.

It’s a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

It’s always a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

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The Conjuring – Film Review

The Conjuring Vera Farmiga Lorraine Warren collar blouse

Change. Nothing.

Vera Farmiga, thank god for you.

Oh, it’s pretty scary and cool, too.

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The Last Exorcism Part II – Film Review

It’s shit.

Turn back now.

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CBF Review: The Possession

The Possession Jeffrey Dean Morgan hand mouth

You need some pointers.

This CBF Review is brought to you by genre-induced laziness.

The Possession isn’t terribly boring, terribly meaningless, or terribly terrible.

It’s just a standard, mildly creepy horror film.

At least Kyra “Kevin Bacon’s wife and the motherfucking Closer” Sedgwick and Jeffrey Dean “I already have a middle name, jerk” Morgan are here to party.

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Film Review: The Devil Inside

The Devil Inside Maria

Botox is fucking serious business.

Don’t believe the hype.

The Devil Inside really isn’t that bad (but the ending really is).

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