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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Poor Unfortunate Soul August Pinocchio nose penis

That wood texturing CGI looks more like a skin flute.

At least August isn’t just a confused child in the body of a ruggedly handsome man.

Because his penis nose would have been even more awkward.

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters – Film Review

Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters Logan Lerman

That’s his true demigod power.

More characters?

More CGI?

Arbitrary plot?

Yeah yeah, we get it. It’s a sequel.

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