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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Anatomy of a Murder murder video

It really is that good.

The mystery is solved.

But the story is not over.

God, how much better can Riverdale get?

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Riverdale To Riverdale and Back Again Archie shirtless

I don’t know when I did the good deed to deserve this show, but thanks anyway, cosmic balance.

It only dawned on me this week that Riverdale is doing a thirteen episode season.

Which means we’re almost at the end.

Good God, don’t leave us, Riverdale. Don’t leave us with PLL.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Riverdale La Grande Cheryl teal dress

And she’s even more flawless.

As delectable as Riverdale’s gothic archness and constant gloom is, I’m finding myself hungry for a bit more teen soap fluff.

It can’t all be dead kids and snowblown maple syrup ceremonies and suicidal fathers.

Even The Vampire Diaries knew that.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale The Outsiders Alice Mrs Blossom bitch off

Sadly, there is no slapping involved this time.

It’s a shame Riverdale decided that the teens were going to be the (supposed) main characters, because their parents have way more fun.

And way more to actually do.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Riverdale In a Lonely Place Jughead shirtless

Gotta keep those teen girls, and twenty-something year-old gay guys, happy.

This week, Riverdale gets a little more personal (raw).

If you, too, get that reference, I hope you’re as ashamed as I was for writing it.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Riverdale Faster Pussycats Kill Kill Jughead Betty

Dear God, not again.

Thankfully, a lack of shirtless Archie, despite how integral it is to this show’s identity, is not the kiss of death.

The total lack of Cheryl, however, is a worry.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale Heart of Darkness Archie shirtless

Last week’s lack of shirtless Archie had me scared for a bit, there.

With all the Grundy garbage gone, it’s time for Riverdale to put aside its kookier aspects and do some actual work.

And also gothic mega mansion funeral weirdness and crazy blind aunts.

Yes, that’s low on the kooky meter for Riverdale.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale The River's Edge Archie shirtless

Even by CW standards, this is ridiculous.

Riverdale answers the question: What would Gossip Girl look like if it were set in Mystic Falls?

It would look pretty fuckin’ good.

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