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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Riverdale The Blackboard Jungle Alice crying

And I’m so proud to see it.

You know what gets me emotional?

Not this episode. Because not a lot happens and it’s boring.

Don’t let this become your normal, Riverdale.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale When a Stranger Calls Cheryl

Off the bench and into the damsel in distress role.

You know, my inner SJW was ready to rail against Cheryl being brought back into focus only to be immediately made a damsel in distress.

But that’s kinda been her role the whole show, and it was used to brilliant effect last season.

So I’ll allow it.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

It’s time for Riverdale to go for Glee, and trot out some unironic gay suffrage.

But unlike Glee, it’s  subtle (as subtle as forest cruising sex can be) and affecting.

And also Archie is starting his own ISIS or something.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Anatomy of a Murder murder video

It really is that good.

The mystery is solved.

But the story is not over.

God, how much better can Riverdale get?

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Riverdale To Riverdale and Back Again Archie shirtless

I don’t know when I did the good deed to deserve this show, but thanks anyway, cosmic balance.

It only dawned on me this week that Riverdale is doing a thirteen episode season.

Which means we’re almost at the end.

Good God, don’t leave us, Riverdale. Don’t leave us with PLL.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Riverdale La Grande Cheryl teal dress

And she’s even more flawless.

As delectable as Riverdale’s gothic archness and constant gloom is, I’m finding myself hungry for a bit more teen soap fluff.

It can’t all be dead kids and snowblown maple syrup ceremonies and suicidal fathers.

Even The Vampire Diaries knew that.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale The Outsiders Alice Mrs Blossom bitch off

Sadly, there is no slapping involved this time.

It’s a shame Riverdale decided that the teens were going to be the (supposed) main characters, because their parents have way more fun.

And way more to actually do.

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