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Scream Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Scream When a Stranger Calls Brooke Noah

And don’t get renewed, for God’s sake.

You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.

But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?

Fucking. Wrong.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Scream Heavenly Creatures Brooke Gustavo

God, I feel dirty for resorting to memes.

Yes, baby. Brooke’s back after her absence last week.

I mean, she doesn’t get anything to do other than ogle her fuckboi, but, you know.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream The Vanishing Noah stabbed

Our prayers have been… briefly glimpsed at?

No, Noah doesn’t die. Scream wouldn’t be that kind to us.

But we do get a semi-important cast death this episode. One of the ones on my list from last episode.

And Scream even remembers that they skipped the Audrey/Emma throwdown last episode, and instead gives us the awkwardly delayed version of it this week.

Things are looking up.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Scream Psycho Audrey Ghostface call

I am petrified.

Again, apologies for the late post.

This is an indication of my level of excitement for this show.

Which is even more pathetic considering none of my other shows are actually on right now, and I still can’t be bothered posting a review in a timely manner.

And you know it’s not because I actually have a life. Because I don’t.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Revelations Jake Bunny Skank

I told you.

Spoiler alert: Cece is Charles.

Nah, I’m just messing with you.

The killer reveal is way more satisfying than that PLL shit.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Dance Emma Keiran New Guy

“And your brother.”

So yeah, we’ve got a new suspect.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t get to waste a lot of time supposing that Hot Teacher is the killer, when it’s so bloody obvious that he isn’t.

When Piper is the one running down your leads, then you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Ghosts Will head split

Just kidding. It was rubbish. But I couldn’t resist the pun.

It’s nice that Scream could sense my unease over whether or not to truly like it, and gave me a nudge in the right direction.

Which, for me, obv, is to hate it.

Thanks, MTV.

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