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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT The Song in Your Heart Queenie villain song

Goddamn you, OUaT. You always know how to suck me back in.

Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happening.

Several seasons beyond when it should have happened, and drowned in plot bullshit, but it’s happening.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Murder Most Foul David Hook

He’s the Drew Baird of Storybrooke.

Uncork your litre bottles of Sauv Blanc now, baby. It’s a Hook and David episode.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Tougher Than the Rest Emma defeats Gideon

It looks like a serious, dangerous moment. Which clearly wouldn’t be true.

If Gideon was still a baby, this scene would be a lot more fun.

Also, welcome back to OUaT. You have not been missed.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Poor Unfortunate Soul August Pinocchio nose penis

That wood texturing CGI looks more like a skin flute.

At least August isn’t just a confused child in the body of a ruggedly handsome man.

Because his penis nose would have been even more awkward.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Enter The Dragon Maleficent drunk crimped hair

I don’t usually pair it with my day drag, but Maleficent seems to be pulling it off.

I’m still waiting to see Snow and Charming murder a baby, Once Upon a Time.

Quit holding out on me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Unforgiven Tree of Wisdom

Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?

You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.

Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT Emma Hook Snow Drifts

“As long as I get to wear more eyeliner than you.” -Hook

Revenge did it last year, now it’s Once Upon a Time’s turn to give us a back-to-back season finale.

And one of those “backs” is for Back To The Future.

It’s time to time travel.

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