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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

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“I don’t know, but it was terrible.”

The good news is that almost everyone dies.

The bad news is that not everyone dies.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Bullseye wheel

It’s definitely more fun than passive-aggressive blanket hogging.

Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.

That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

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What kind of sicko would want to see that?

Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.

And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Jessica Lange Elsa Dominatrix Edward Mordrake

In only one year? Nice.

No, it’s actually the Elsa story.

And it involves not only S&M fantasy heaven, but also chainsaws and no anaesthesia.

What else do you expect from German pornography?

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