Tag Archive | Pauline

Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Pauline dies Go Now season finale

Why must you linger, foul demon?

Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode.

Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Under the Dome Hunter Barbie gun hostage

The only thing less original than that wordplay is this show.

And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter.

Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least they’re tossing us so homoerotic subtext.

God bless.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome The Fall Angie returns

“And I know everything. Because I’m a dome projection. Sorry to disappoint.”

Angie just be mad that Melanie be movin’ in on her man, gurl.

No, really.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Under the Dome Big Jim The Red Door

“You know we can’t deliver, right?”

You know what I would do if I was able to escape a death trap dome nightmare?

Immediately find a way back in.

It looks like Barbie, Pauline, Sam, and Lyle think like I do.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Hunter

On the outside, he’s more into perky little nerd boys who happen to look like models. As are we all.

Just kidding. Nothing that spectacular could ever happen on this show.

I’ll just have to settle for some lukewarm conspiracy dramz.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome egg cave chasm pink Zenith

Look at Julia. Being a bad influence and shit.

Well well, Under the Dome. Nice to see you finally find some outward momentum.

It only took us 7 episodes.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca crazy eyes poison holy water swine flu

I’ll stop talking about Rebecca’s crazy eyes when she stops making them.

Does it help that Rebecca is actually staring down an off-screen single mother and her child, who she plans on murdering, along with everyone else in this church?

It doesn’t, does it?

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca red rain

I’m getting something more along the lines of “Master of Doom and Hellfire.”

Golly gosh, maybe my dreams of Rebecca becoming our new villain could be true?

At the very least, she’s shaping up to be a fantastic Evil Advisor for our suddenly-mellow Big Jim.

Set him back on the right path, baby.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca burning crops butterflies

“I fucking hate butterflies.” -Rebecca

Butterflies? Yes, butterflies.

From last week’s attack of the killer magnetism, now it’s all hands on deck to take down the butterfly menace.

They’re like a locust plague, but cuter.

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