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Revenge Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Revenge Patrick shirtless

But the only things I can do on Photoshop are adjust the contrast and use that stupid neon glow filter.

I wish Jack could replace his mummy issues with shirtless boxing.

And Patrick could replace his mummy issues with even more shirtless boxing.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

Sarah.

Is.

Outta here.

But she didn’t stay away too long last time, so temper your joy.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria Emily Daniel Grayson Manor

Today’s topic: seeking revenge in a modern world.

Sadly, my hopes for a near-future resolution for Revenge have been dashed.

But if it means more Stephanie Jacobsen in my life, then I suppose I can tolerate it.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

Revenge Lydia pours wine on Victoria's chair

But I guess it’s worth the fabulosity.

Unfortunately, the ensuing catfight is painfully brief.

Fortunately, Revenge is going all the way down the crazy soap opera rabbit hole, and is now throwing around an amnesia plot line.

It’s about time.

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The Conjuring – Film Review

The Conjuring Vera Farmiga Lorraine Warren collar blouse

Change. Nothing.

Vera Farmiga, thank god for you.

Oh, it’s pretty scary and cool, too.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Revenge Aiden sledgehammer wrecking ball

If he all he ever did was wreck me, I’d be happy.

You know what’s exciting? Real estate fraud?

Well, the Revenge version of it is. Because it has espionage and tumblers of scotch.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria Aiden shirtless pool

Stealth ogling is not Revenge’s strong suit.

If you like man bods and dudes kissing, then Revenge is the place to be this season.

I am on board.

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