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Revenge Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

Revenge Charlotte kidnapped Impetus

“It’s not even on Blu-ray. This is torture!”

I was wrong about the Mystery Man being Charlotte’s kidnapper. Turns out it was Emily and the gang.

That’s 2 episodes in a row that she’s kidnapped someone.

Kudos to you, baby. Taking control of your destiny.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Revenge Pascal helicopter death Revolution

“Thank goodness this helicopter is here to blow it around so I can blame it on that.”

Pascal kills someone by shooting them, Conrad kills someone by pushing them into a helicopter rotor blade.

All’s fair in love and soap opera.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Revenge Pascal shoots Oscar Chapman Allegiance

“Including the badass muder spree-ing.”

Brace yourselves: Pascal actually does something other than fuck around with his business portfolio this episode.

It looks like shooting people is another thing he and Victoria have in common.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Revenge Mason Treadwell season 3 prison

Things just got middle-aged sassy.

God, when was the last time we saw Mason? Almost 18 months ago?

Oh no. Season 2 is seeping back in.

Please, no.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Revenge Emily Nolan Monte Carlo Addiction fabulous fashion

It’s an everyday struggle for her.

Everybody break out your Grace Kelly impressions, because we’re going to Monte Carlo night.

But nobody invite Nicole Kidman. Please.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

Revenge opera Emily Daniel Charlotte Victoria

At the opera tonight.

Another episode, another Victoria victory that isn’t really because Emily engineered it and Victoria is an in-the-dark fool.

But you can’t beat an opera smack down.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Revenge Patrick shirtless

But the only things I can do on Photoshop are adjust the contrast and use that stupid neon glow filter.

I wish Jack could replace his mummy issues with shirtless boxing.

And Patrick could replace his mummy issues with even more shirtless boxing.

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