Dynasty Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review
I know 2020 is trash, but let’s not let that infect Dynasty, too.
This is not the kind of milquetoast, late-season Gossip Girl filler grade soap opera we need right now, CW.
On the positive side, though, there is croissant throwing in the first scene.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review
This is the kind of thing Blood & Oil needed more of.
I just can’t figure out how Dynasty is managing to thrive right now, while everything else on The CW falls further and further into embarrassing mediocrity. Or in the case of Legacies, unwatchable poo.
New showrunner be praised for keeping this gal going. God, I’m grateful for it.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review
Adam can fuck me under, for all I care. Just so long as he fucks me.
I’m sensing a caption theme this week.
Also, I just want to say that I was almost going to suggest Kelly Rutherford would be the historical alliance president last week, but I hesitated because I thought it wouldn’t make much sense to bring her back if Steven isn’t here.
And it doesn’t. But goddamn, she is still a blast to have around.
Maybe we could bring Steven back, too, though? Just saying.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review
Kirby is serving.
Alexis isn’t dead, everyone. Thank God.
But she isn’t Nicolette Sheridan, anymore. And I suppose I can’t complain. If Dynasty’s really going to lean all the way into soap camp fabulosity, a good ol’ plastic surgery recasting switcheroo is on the to-do list.
I wonder who it will be?
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Charmed Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
Bio Queens are so in right now.
Maggie and Macy better watch out, or our house lesbian is going to steal the fashion game.
Even her Halloween costume this episode is the only sexy one.
Yes, it’s a Halloween episode.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review
Alexis(was)onfire.
Step aside, Riverdale. The real drama-actually-happens-at-our-parties deal has returned.
Also, Cristal is fucking dead.
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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
That means we own everything.
Except for multiple locations.
Step aside, Riverdale. You were not the best soap opera on the CW this week.
Dynasty hits its most Gossip Girl-esque stride yet this episode. And there’s another extravagant party.
Sadly, no fountain shoves. But you can feel it coming.
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The Originals Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review
And we’ve got two right here! Zing!
Ogling aside, it seems my predictions of Sofya’s superfluousness might be wrong.
And as long as her revealed hatred for Klaus this episode doesn’t transform into a weird love thing, I’m happy for her to stick around.
Ain’t nobody replacing my Camille, bitch.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
Also, there are multiple Archie shirtless scenes this episode.
The very episode after I complained about Riverdale not having enough stupid, fluffy teen stuff, and they have a party episode.
With a dance battle.
And multiple Archie shirtless scenes.
All things just keep getting better.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review
Brooke’s face says it all.
Yeah, Scream has its own bullshit and deficiencies. But at least they’re not seven years’ worth of compounded bullshit and deficiencies.
Scream also has Brooke.
