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The Last Exorcism Part II – Film Review

It’s shit.

Turn back now.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episodes 21 and 22

Revenge Victoria

Considering how real shit is about to get, I thought I’d start off with something light.

The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.

This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.

But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.

They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.

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Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Kristen Stewart Bella Robert Pattinson Edward vampires

“Hey, where are they going?”

I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.

So it’s perfect for me!

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Film Review: Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind Edward Jacob Kiss

It’s only a parody, but it’s the closest those fangirls are ever gonna get.

I know I know I know.

Guaranteed garbage, amirite? An easy target?

Not really, apparently.

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It’s Not Shit: Katy Perry: Part of Me

Katy Perry Part of Me Movie tea cats

With cats. In Japan. This is one of the more ordinary moments in the movie.

Do you wanna get swept away by slick editing, flashy performances and tear-jerking drama?

Call me cray-cray, but Part of Me is astonishingly earnest.

Think The Glee Project if it wasn’t a steaming pile of pretentious period blood.

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