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The Originals Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

The Originals Bag of Cobras Sofya dress

And we’ve got two right here! Zing!

Ogling aside, it seems my predictions of Sofya’s superfluousness might be wrong.

And as long as her revealed hatred for Klaus this episode doesn’t transform into a weird love thing, I’m happy for her to stick around.

Ain’t nobody replacing my Camille, bitch.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals No Quarter Camille Klaus

This is my happy place.

Sadly, my suspicions of the previews were true, and Camille is indeed a mental projection.

And the Originals concede defeat to Marcel and leave New Orleans forever.

The horror.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Gather Up the Killers Klaus in chains

Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.

With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.

Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals The Bloody Crown Rebekah

“I’m late because I had to do my hair first.”

By the end of this episode, New Orleans is crawling with vampires.

And none of them are original.

Failure, they name is Mikaelson.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Fire With Fire Klaus stabs Elijah

This shot oughtta keep the Klaus/Elijah shippers happy.

I’m gonna say it again: The Originals will not kill the baby.

So the stakes are pretty low, you know?

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