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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Homecoming Cruella

Does being a Wish Realm copy count as being back, though?

I thought that this was going to be a trademark OUaT double episode finale, so let me just start by saying how grateful I am that it wasn’t.

Nobody deserves to sit through two hours of OUaT.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Firebird Zelena Hades True Love's Kiss

At least this one isn’t as Oedipal.

Tonight’s the night when the gang finally leaves the Underworld.

But guess who will be forced to stay behind?

Oh, only the one they came there for in the first place.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina drinks potion Save Henry

I consider binge drinking to be the appropriate response to any situation, though.

The apocalyptically bad thing is that this episode is titled “Save Henry.”

And I was like “Can we not?”

And then Once Upon a Time was like “Okay, let’s not.”

God is real, people.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Henry dead

Though, I have been fooled before.

Well, Henry’s dead.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Gold hologram Belle

You’re doomed.

Finally, the burning question is answered: what happened to Wendy and her brothers from that one episode?

What, you didn’t care about that?

Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one.

A man is not an island.

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