For fuck’s sake, only five more episodes to go.
Dear God, just let it end.
And the fact that Sydney is still here, and now part of some kind of revamped A Team (the AD Team, I suppose?), isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.
Alison being impregnated with Emily’s egg isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.
I don’t know if I can go six more rounds with PLL, you guys.
The real tragedy is that nobody goes for a savage blind joke. The PLL of yesteryear would have delighted in that.
Also, I legitimately forgot that Sara was dead, so was pretty confused when she was brought up this episode.
Only eight episodes to go, baby.
Let it end.
God, just let it end.
I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.
But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.
The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.
What a shocking waste of a show.
Sadly, Jason spends all his time pining for Aria.
At least Alison isn’t in this episode.
What could be more insulting than wasting a PLL Halloween episode on setting up Ravenswood?
Getting rid of a PLL Halloween episode and replacing it with an even less relevant Christmas episode.
Which is what this episode is, if you hadn’t guessed yet.
Sadly, it’s not Toby.
And I’m not going to tell you who does die.
Until after this sentence.