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Heathers Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Heathers Reindeer Games Veronica smoking

Veronica Sawyer? More like Veronica Smoker, right? No?

I was ready to jump all over Heathers for inserting a first person view gimmick episode into the mix when things are already so messy.

But amid the distraction of said gimmick, the story actually finds some thankful clarity.

And some explosives.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD The Simple Intimacy of the Near Touch Sybil Miss Mystic Falls

This episode is as confused as this terrible attempt at a caption.

I mean, I knew the Sirens were tedious and arbitrary.

But did they have to shed that same arbitrary tedium all over our main characters, too?

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Scream Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Village of the Damned Brooke drinking

Take me to Drown Town, Brooke.

I didn’t have a very perceptive week last week.

I thought Scream had only three, including this one, episodes left to go. And I was okay with that.

But now we’ve got four left, not including this one.

So kill a main cast member al-fucking-ready. Jesus.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

PLL Bloody Hell Ashley ring

That ring better be from Jason, bitch.

It’s not from Jason.

But could you imagine, though?

God, they’d have such hot babies.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Pretty Isn't The Point Mike crying


Really? The sixteen year-old little brother of one of the protagonists isn’t the homicidal, big bad wolf of the series?

That’s cuh-razy.

Who would have ever predicted that?

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 7

A week without TVD and I feel like I’ve been lost in the desert without even so much as a bag of wine for 20 years.

I’m predicting full withdrawal symptoms over the Christmas break.

Well, if I can quit smoking, I guess I can handle it.

Damn, I want a cigarette.

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