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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Chosen Sabine

It’s what Henry deserves. Because Sabine/Tiana should have been our lead and no I won’t stop saying it.

Don’t get your hopes up too much, people. The above image is deceptive.

It’s actually a Zelena episode.

But possibly the final Zelena episode?

Okay, I’m in. You got me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Where Bluebirds Fly Zelena angry face

At least it isn’t a Belle episode. Or a David episode. Right?

Yes, it’s a Zelena episode.

And a “magic does what we say it does” episode.

And a confirmation that the Black Fairy will have some tragic backstory episode.

And a wedding planning for Hook and Emma episode.

But still no Maleficent or Lily. Hmm.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Ruby Slippers lesbian kiss

See? I remember things I did in the past.

Well, poor Mulan. She finds the only other lesbian-leaning character in Once Upon a Time, and then loses her to another sudden lesbian.

I thought it was only the gay male community that were all “No Asians?”

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Our Decay Zelena brain

If it was on the same network, I’m sure the OUaT writers would make it happen.

The worst has happened. Zelena is not confined only to flashbacks: she’s back in real time, as well.

So we ditched Maleficent this season, but Zelena gets to come back again for her rape baby?

For fuck’s sake.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Swan Song Regina Evil Queen Queenie

“And I know everything… about how to fucking slay!”

Okay okay, put down your disco balls and amyl nitrite. Queenie’s here only for about two seconds’ worth of fanservice.

No, what really matters is Emma’s love for Hook.

And Hook’s daddy issues.

What a great combination for an episode, right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Heart of Gold Zelena kisses Robin

I wonder if she’ll rob Robin Hood’s hood? Cock hood, that is.

What could make the tedium of the Author being an excuse for Snow and David’s horrifying infanticide better?

Why, that would be bringing back a tired, seasons past villain with a ridiculously stupid retcon.

What is this? Revenge?

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