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The Originals Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo Child Elijah handsome

With a face like that, I don’t care how many Red Doors he has in his soulscape.

It’s becoming a sincere disappointment that The Originals, which has been pretty good at keeping its characters’ shit together, even when the plot was at times a tensionless, weasel-filled disaster, is having Hayley act so irrationally.

Fine, then. Fuck off. Elijah will be dripping in new ‘tang so fast it’ll be like you never existed.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals A Spirit Here That Won't Be Broken Jackson cameo

When did Hayley’s brain fall out?

No, seriously: what the fuck, Hayley?

Also, I’m still unclear on how the Crescents are not biologically related. So no, Hayley. Jackson was not the better choice.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Queen of Death Elijah sexy

You could say it’s a… hotness parade.

When I said last week that I wanted a status quo change, I didn’t mean kill Elijah.

Fuck.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals I Hear You Knocking Freya Keelin sexual tension

A hand on the knee is like, what, third base for lesbians?

The overalls are a bit much, though, Keelin. Calm down.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Keepers of the House Elijah Hayley

It’s “pussy whipped,” right?

Another day, another Original vampire temporarily dying because they’re linked to a spell-of-the-week crisis.

At least The Originals’ magic is consistent.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Originals Haunter of Ruins Eva

Just a look of crazed, infanticidal evil. And a bit of puke.

The Originals, as of this episode, is still fantastic.

But dragging back problems from Season 2 doesn’t make me optimistic for the future.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals No Quarter Camille Klaus

This is my happy place.

Sadly, my suspicions of the previews were true, and Camille is indeed a mental projection.

And the Originals concede defeat to Marcel and leave New Orleans forever.

The horror.

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