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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

TVD Klaus Caroline sex

I’ll allow it.

So who will the The Vampire Diaries’ 100th episode focus on?

No, not Klaus and Caroline, you idiot.

There is only one sensible answer.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Camille Klaus almost kiss


It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.

Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah sick bite

Someone’s been doing their lamaze exercises.

Unfortunately, unlike a baby, you can’t just tie a werewolf bite up in a bag and throw it in a river.

But you can use it as a vehicle to do some exposition about a previously unmentioned but apparently super important love interest.

An interracial love interest.


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The Originals Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Klaus Tyler

But wait, there’s more.

I’d like to thank The Originals for clearing up that issue I had with Marcel being Hayley’s kidnapper.

No, it was actually Tyler who kidnapped her.

Because that makes me so much happier.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Apols for the late post, but it was the Big Brother Australia finale tonight, and that’s pretty much the most important thing in my life.

And Tahan didn’t even win, so if I seem extra bitter, you know why.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals Marcel shirtless in bed

And Camille. And Sophie.

And me, of course.

And Marcel just keeps getting more and more saintly. His attractiveness is seriously distracting.

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The Original Ravens of Wonderland: I Just Hate Everything’s Spin-off Face-off – Blog

Ravenswood Once Wonderland The Originals

A little while ago I was eagerly and warily anticipating the arrival of 3 spin-offs of some of my favourite shows:

Well, the gang’s all here now. Which means it’s time to choose which one is the best.

Always be judgemental, baby.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Tim Holden PLL

“No! Don’t make me go back to Aria!”

The one thing The Originals was missing was a love interest for Davina.


Thankfully, they have the good sense to send him packing in the same episode.

Don’t scare me like that.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Another episode, and not only has The Originals kept itself above the waters of mediocrity, it might even be kinda fantastic.

We might have a successful spinoff on our hands.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley abortion wolfsbane

StarBortions: our logo is just a deflated uterus.



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