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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time star chart

Under the Dome did it better.

And Under the Dome’s had aliens, not lame, holey coconuts.

Just teasing. Once Upon a Time is still fantastic.

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No One Lives – Film Review

No One Lives Emma Adelaide Clemens

But you haven’t got Jon Snow around to protect you this time.

Adelaide Clemens is back in the horror seat, bitches.

But her parade’s at its end (ah ha!), because No One Lives is a far cry from the streamline horror pulp that was Silent Hill: Revelation.

Also, I hate Parade’s End.

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Film Review: The Lucky One

The Lucky One Zac Efron Taylor Schilling hug cry

“But Disney has my soul, so I at least know where that is.”

I have a confession to make: I haven’t actually watched a Nicholas Sparks movie since The Notebook.

Totally cbf’d Dear John, couldn’t stomach Miley in The Last Song, and fucking nobody saw Nights in Rodanthe.

Oh, and The Vow isn’t a Nicholas Sparks movie. Shockingly.

So I guess the formula is still fresh to me?

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Film Review: One for the Money

One for the Money Heigl

Maybe back in 2005.

So let’s just say I was more than a little excited about watching this movie. It was utterly reviled by critics, and it made, like, no money.

And it stars Katherine Heigl, who I absolutely hate. She looks like a cabbage. I don’t know why, but every time I see that face BAM. Cabbage.

So I was more than a little pissed off to find that this poor, broken bird of a movie doesn’t deserve it.

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