I have a confession to make: I haven’t actually watched a Nicholas Sparks movie since The Notebook.
Totally cbf’d Dear John, couldn’t stomach Miley in The Last Song, and fucking nobody saw Nights in Rodanthe.
Oh, and The Vow isn’t a Nicholas Sparks movie. Shockingly.
So I guess the formula is still fresh to me?
And it stars Katherine Heigl, who I absolutely hate. She looks like a cabbage. I don’t know why, but every time I see that face BAM. Cabbage.
So I was more than a little pissed off to find that this poor, broken bird of a movie doesn’t deserve it.