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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Cyrus bleeding dying

I wished it for us all.

Alice doesn’t die, so settle down.

Maybe one day, but not today.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

I’m so late posting this episode, that I actually got around to posting the Once Upon a Time episode that aired days afterwards before this.

Sometimes I think I might be in danger of having a life.

But then I remember that I still watch Revenge, and I’m brought back down to Earth.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina drinks potion Save Henry

I consider binge drinking to be the appropriate response to any situation, though.

The apocalyptically bad thing is that this episode is titled “Save Henry.”

And I was like “Can we not?”

And then Once Upon a Time was like “Okay, let’s not.”

God is real, people.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Will grove vines tree

I don’t think I’ve got a second caption that could make this look more ridiculous.

So, Alice almost becomes a tree this episode.

A surprisingly nimble tree.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Henry dead

Though, I have been fooled before.

Well, Henry’s dead.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Red Queen Alice Great Divide

“And for goodness sake, darling, change up the outfit once in a while.”

I should let you know first of all that it’s a Red and Alice team up episode.

Good job, everyone.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Gold hologram Belle

You’re doomed.

Finally, the burning question is answered: what happened to Wendy and her brothers from that one episode?

What, you didn’t care about that?

Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one.

A man is not an island.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Red Queen Jafar kiss

Just kidding. Unfortunately.

Well, we’ve had Knave’s backstory. Whose turn is it now?

Jafar?

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to wait to see how Anastasia became the Red Queen.

Life is pain.

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