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I Spit On Your Grave 2 – It’s Not Shit

I Spit On Your Grave 2 Katie model

“Nothing. You have a nude scene. Did you not read the script?”

I haven’t posted an It’s Not Shit since 9 September (thanks, Sinister).

Which tells you a bit about the calibre of films I’ve been watching lately.

And who knew a shameless, unoriginal sequel like this would be the combo breaker?

It’s a cruel world.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Katherine clocktower suicide jump

Although, the new twist in this episode is enough to make you wanna jump.

As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.

But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.

And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Under the Dome missile MOAB explosion

I’ve heard of sparks flying, but this is ridiculous.

Well it’s been 1 in-universe week inside the dome for the people of Chester’s Mill.

And they still haven’t resorted to lynch mobs and cannibalism.

Stop being so civilised.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 22

Once Upon a Time Regina Season 2 finale

That’s just how she do.

So, like, I forgot that this week’s episode was the season finale.

I’m not ready for Once Upon a Time to go away.

Oh, and apparently, neither were the writers.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 16

The Vampire Diaries Hayley Phoebe Tonkin tits shirtless

Oh shutup, Hayley. We get it, already.

Elena is a bad girl now that she’s switched off her humanity.

Which means we get to recycle Stefan’s plot from season 3.

At least this one has more attempted murder of Caroline.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 15

Glee Blaine Moulin Rouge Come What May

And there clearly aren’t enough Blaine songs. We need more, dammit.

“Hey, did you miss me?” -Aimless Melodrama

Well, at least we got 1 episode without it. That’s pretty much the best you can ask for with Glee.

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Film Review: Man on a Ledge

Man on a Ledge Jump

It’s the only way he’s gonna get one.

Summit logo again? Bitches must be flush with that dirty, Twilight cash.

Thankfully, Man on a Ledge doesn’t make me want to jump off a building myself.

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