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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Katherine wrinkles

Just give up, K. You’ll never find anything other than perfection on that face.

On a side note, of the 10 episodes (including this one) so far this season, my lead image has featured Katherine 7 times, and Elena 3 times.

It’s a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

It’s always a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

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Curse of Chucky – CBF Review

Curse of Chucky wanna play

That knife totally isn’t compensating for something.

I remember the Chucky movies were pretty scary growing up.

Until they devolved into comedy-only shadows of their former selves.

Sadly, this attempt at a gritty return to form misinterpreted “gritty” as “boring, standard slasher movie.”

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Glee Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Glee Unique Sassy

Click click, mmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I should warn you first of all that it’s a Unique-heavy episode.

You can all go home now.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Laurel Oliver kiss

Just kidding.

If you’re a fan of Sarah’s pouty sullenness, then you’re in luck.

Everyone else, just enjoy the fight sequences.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Apols for the late post, but it was the Big Brother Australia finale tonight, and that’s pretty much the most important thing in my life.

And Tahan didn’t even win, so if I seem extra bitter, you know why.

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The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia – CBF Review

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia slave hatch Emily Alyn Lind

“And I’m not even black. God!”

Another post, another CBF Review for a horror/thriller film.

Maybe I’m not really a fan of the genre, and my whole film fan identity is a lie?

Or maybe this is just a mediocre sequel to a mediocrity-straddling (apart from the radiant Virginia Madsen) original?

It’s the latter. I’m sure.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Alice Cyrus boiling sea

“I’ve seen Star Trek. I know how this works.”

Another spinoff arrives.

You’re gonna have to bear with me, here, because I’m pretty weak on my Lewis Carroll knowledge.

But I do have access to Wikipedia, so there’s that.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Oliver Stephen Amell really pretty

Shutup, baby. He knows it.

Hot People And Awesome Lighting is back for season 2, everyone!

Oh, it’s called Arrow? What?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley abortion wolfsbane

StarBortions: our logo is just a deflated uterus.

Already?

Cool.

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters – Film Review

Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters Logan Lerman

That’s his true demigod power.

More characters?

More CGI?

Arbitrary plot?

Yeah yeah, we get it. It’s a sequel.

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