Oof, Em. So close with the word choice, there.
Yes, finale week is kicking off. Once Upon a Time’s was cute enough, but there’s nothing like the series finale conclusion to four years of soap operatic revenge.
Could have been a bit more operatic, though.
“I’m Emily Thorne, dammit. I want some serious resources wasted on me.”
Courtney Love is also back this episode, so ready your vomit bags now.
No. Just the climax of Revenge.
I don’t know if you can see it, but there’s a tiny little speck of melted plastic visible in that explosion.
You know who I mean.
I’m sure Louise gets that a lot.
Who would have thought that our cutie patootie heiress-in-distress would end up being the key to Emily and Nolan’s greatest downfall?
Are we sure Emily needs to have that no-kill policy? Couldn’t we go PETA style just this once?
Ahh, good times.
Yes, now that every single important character knows Emily’s secret, it’s time for the world at large to get in on the goss.
This is the kind of thing hospital research wing groundbreaking galas usually end on, right?
The Real Housewives of Melbourne isn’t the only show that can have a cashed-up bogan.
I’ll dash your hopes from the start: Charlotte isn’t the “death in the family” last episode teased us with.
But Natalie has become much more promising than I gave her credit for.
The bandage dress is a bit four years ago, though.
Well, wedding reception dramz. But I’ll take it.
If this episode’s resolution is to be believed, we might be thankfully rid of Mother Ellis and Lyman.
One annoying Southern accent is about as much as I can handle at a time.
Cheap shots are best shots.
Well, Malcolm’s dead. So who’s going to be our new Big Bad?
Flashbacks are such sweet sorrow.
Conrad’s appearance really brings home what’s missing from Revenge this season.
In related news, is there a single person in the universe who is missing Charlotte at all?
Because I don’t think there is.
So Frenchy, so chic.
Who knew that Emily finally telling David who she is would actually drive them further apart?
For fuck’s sake.
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