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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.

Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?

My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Shadow Play noir Alison

“How ever did you know?”

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She’s lucky she looks good as a noir dame.
Our count is now 10 say freak, 9 say chic.

It feels wrong to just have Alison around, now.

4 and a half seasons of her being a mere phantom, and now she’s just like “Yo. Don’t mind me. I’m just chillin.'”

Not to worry, though, because this episode is all an elaborate exhaustion fantasy in Spencer’s drug-addled mind.

ABC Family: where you can go from zero to drug addict in the span of 2 episodes.

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