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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL The DArkest Knight Hanna knife

Remember, Hanna: it’s down the road, not across the street.

I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.

But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.

The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.

What a shocking waste of a show.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Season 5 premiere Shana dead

Dear God, it’s just like Ravenswood.

Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.

But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

Season 5? Really?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL A is for Answers Hanna gun

Hanna knows her way around small arms.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
No amount of gun violence can get Hanna out of that boring ensemble.
Our count closes even for the season. 12 horrendous, 12 not-horrendous. I was out of word play.

Well, the episode is titled “A is for Answers.”

And yes, we get them.

But not the one we really want.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 13

Pretty Little Liars Emily Barbarella Paige Halloween

Paige is fucking lucky. Holy shit.

Ermagherd, are you still reeling from last episode? I am.

Well it’s time for another Halloween episode.

Last year’s was pretty amazing, so my hopes are high. Higher than Emily’s slut boots.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 10

Pretty Little Liars Aria Ezra

“If I wasn’t such a self-righteous bitch I’d totally fuck you. Dem legs.”

Uh oh, Paige is getting featured more and more.

Which means we’re gonna get a whole lot of Emily episodes.

Fuck.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 9

Pretty Little Liars Noel Kahn Jenna party Truth

“So you should definitely engage us in a game where we can publicly expose your terrible secrets.”

Cece’s back, bitchez!

Which means drinking, sass, and blondeness.

Also, an extremely serious game of Truth.

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