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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL The Wrath of Kahn Jason shirtless

That’s the show I want to watch.

Sadly, Jason spends all his time pining for Aria.

At least Alison isn’t in this episode.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 8 – TV Review

PLL Exes and OMGs Hanna

No, Hanna. Don’t become self-aware. It’s too depressing.

Just FYI, if there’s a noticeable lack of passion in this review, it’s because all my frustration has been driven towards the abysmal Scream season finale.

PLL: only looking (minimally) better when something else around it falls off a fucking cliff.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Original G'Angsters Jason Aria

“Ezra who?”

I can’t do this, anymore.

Just let it be over. Please.

Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL Along Come Mary Jenna Sara boobs

Sara’s what we call “predatory gay.”

We finally found Sara.

But don’t you wish that we hadn’t?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL Spencer blind Jenna

You need to be more young and restless.

Spencer’s Jenna impression may be a little off, but Sydney does a good job of it.

Why anybody would choose to look like Jenna at all remains a mystery, however.

Did Sydney and Jenna co-ordinate, or was it just a coincidence?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

PLL Zack hits on Hanna

“Nah, jk. This is yuck.”

The important thing is, Zack is expanding his age barrier horizons.

Maybe one day he’ll actually land at something within 10 years of himself? Read More…

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