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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

PLL FrAmed Rhys Matthews

Nah, bro.

But I would believe you if you said you were a horrendously visible red herring.

I mean, can it really be this easy, A?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

PLL No Stone Unturned Papa D digging up Charles grave

They should have just let Hanna finish the job last time.

Pretty Little Liars is evidently now indulging in time travel.

Because we’re back to Charles being alive, and Lesli no longer being an A suspect.

Let the crap cometh.

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Ravenswood Caleb Rivers shirtless

Miranda’s been on a CW show. You’re gonna have to do better, Caleb.

The good news is, I’ve moved on from hating the banality of Ravenswood.

The bad news is, I’ve gone back to hating the stupid attempts of the show to be “spooky” or “scary.”

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21 & Over – Film Review

21 & Over Jeff drunk Justin Chon Twilight

I’ve done it. I was hungover for a month, but it was worth it.

I’ve reviewed teen(ish) movies before.

But never a by-the-numbers drinking comedy (almost?).

It’s nice to have something new.

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The Paperboy – It’s Not Shit

The Paperboy Zac Efron underwear naked

Oh, I’m pretty happy with this, Zac. But do go on.

There were only 2 things I knew about The Paperboy before I started watching it:

1) Zac Efron appears in many scenes sans clothes.

2) Nicole Kidman pees on him.

How could anyone resist?

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Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww

Snooki & JWoww baby shower presents

“Get it away from me!”

I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:

I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 10

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki eating

I don’t want to make a cow/grazing joke, but Snooki did bring up bovine during this scene, so…

So the Angelina thing fizzles out immediately.

I really should know better than to ever get my hopes up, but dammit, this is the final season. I thought they might actually deliver for once.

I’m going to have to talk to some gin about this.

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