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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

Riverdale Prisoners Cheryl River Vixens funeral uniforms

With this kind of sports uniform budget blowout, it now makes sense that they were forced to hire a paedophile as the music teacher.

How do you follow up a musical episode?

Well, if you’re Riverdale, you get the fucking lead out and go absolutely crazy with everyone’s subplots, including near-rape, kidnapping, and murder.

Welcome back, Riverdale. Last week wasn’t just a fluke.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT The Guardian Gold Samdi gunpoint

Maybe next time he’ll actually pull the trigger, though.

My advice about shooting people was for Samdi, but if Gold wants to take it on board, then I can live with that.

What I can’t live with is more tedious, empty episodes of OUaT.

And yet somehow I’m not dead. Am I immortal? Or just hyperbolic?

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Chosen Sabine

It’s what Henry deserves. Because Sabine/Tiana should have been our lead and no I won’t stop saying it.

Don’t get your hopes up too much, people. The above image is deceptive.

It’s actually a Zelena episode.

But possibly the final Zelena episode?

Okay, I’m in. You got me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Breadcrumbs Sabine Rogers

I am the queen of recycling.

But why does an episode titled “Breadcrumbs” and ostensibly about the reveal of Hansel’s identity have unrelated, bland Henry flashbacks?

Or am I expecting a little too much out of OUaT to give reasons for why the flashbacks are bland?

Yeah. I’m seven season in at this point. I should know better. Sorry.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Sisterhood Gretel Drizella

Don’t you miss vintage TVD? Sigh.

Before we get started, let me firstly assuage your fears:

Although the episode is titled “Sisterhood,” Zelena does not appear at all.

We’re all clear, baby.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Riverdale The Blackboard Jungle Alice crying

And I’m so proud to see it.

You know what gets me emotional?

Not this episode. Because not a lot happens and it’s boring.

Don’t let this become your normal, Riverdale.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

OUaT One Little Tear Nick Jacinda kiss

Did Jackson’s fate teach you nothing?

I haven’t got a good excuse for delaying this one like I did with Riverdale a couple of episodes ago.

I just didn’t feel like watching OUaT until today. Because it’s a dull parody of itself these days.

But you already knew that.

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