Riverdale Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

With this kind of sports uniform budget blowout, it now makes sense that they were forced to hire a paedophile as the music teacher.
How do you follow up a musical episode?
Well, if you’re Riverdale, you get the fucking lead out and go absolutely crazy with everyone’s subplots, including near-rape, kidnapping, and murder.
Welcome back, Riverdale. Last week wasn’t just a fluke.
Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review
My advice about shooting people was for Samdi, but if Gold wants to take it on board, then I can live with that.
What I can’t live with is more tedious, empty episodes of OUaT.
And yet somehow I’m not dead. Am I immortal? Or just hyperbolic?
Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review
Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

I am the queen of recycling.
But why does an episode titled “Breadcrumbs” and ostensibly about the reveal of Hansel’s identity have unrelated, bland Henry flashbacks?
Or am I expecting a little too much out of OUaT to give reasons for why the flashbacks are bland?
Yeah. I’m seven season in at this point. I should know better. Sorry.
Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review
Before we get started, let me firstly assuage your fears:
Although the episode is titled “Sisterhood,” Zelena does not appear at all.
We’re all clear, baby.
Riverdale Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review
You know what gets me emotional?
Not this episode. Because not a lot happens and it’s boring.
Don’t let this become your normal, Riverdale.
Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

Did Jackson’s fate teach you nothing?
I haven’t got a good excuse for delaying this one like I did with Riverdale a couple of episodes ago.
I just didn’t feel like watching OUaT until today. Because it’s a dull parody of itself these days.
But you already knew that.