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Ciao, 2013 – Blog

NYE Katherine Pierce

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve and I feel obligated to do some sort of year end post.

I’m saving my Best Of stuff for I Just Hate Everything’s anniversary in May, so I’ll just leave a few tidbits here.

I wouldn’t take up too much of your valuable drinking time. I’m doing a couple of packs of Mishka knock-off Cruisers tonight.

Yeah, I’m cool.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Camille Klaus almost kiss

Rude.

It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.

Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Katherine grey hair

Not when you’re around, Katherine. Baby.

With Qetsiyah and Katherine in charge this episode, it’s all bitches. All the time. Always.

Heaven is a place on Earth.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL Halloween Alison I'm back bitches

The line always belonged to her.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Divine. Really.
Our count is now 8 I hate, 5 are great.

The outfits are better than last year, Alison is finally revealed, and there’s a mausoleum hidden passageway mystery.

Unfortunately, it’s also a backdoor pilot for Ravenswood. And PLL does it far less gracefully than TVD.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Tim Holden PLL

“No! Don’t make me go back to Aria!”

The one thing The Originals was missing was a love interest for Davina.

Not.

Thankfully, they have the good sense to send him packing in the same episode.

Don’t scare me like that.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange

YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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