Tag Archive | New Orleans

The Originals Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals Til the Day I Die Freya wedding dress

20gayteen is more than halfway over, baby. We gotta get it while we can.

The only thing this gay wedding was missing was some good old soap opera drama hijinks.

And no, I don’t count this last minute Do We Want Kids talk as drama.

I thought lesbians were supposed to be more organised than this?

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Where You Left Your Heart Caroline

I mean, I don’t want to say no to Caroline, but…

Much like Caroline is no Camille, present day The Originals (or anything post-Season 3, really) is not at the same level as its previous highs.

And dear God, did we learn nothing from TVD’s problem of geographically separating the characters? It doesn’t work, people.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo Child Elijah handsome

With a face like that, I don’t care how many Red Doors he has in his soulscape.

It’s becoming a sincere disappointment that The Originals, which has been pretty good at keeping its characters’ shit together, even when the plot was at times a tensionless, weasel-filled disaster, is having Hayley act so irrationally.

Fine, then. Fuck off. Elijah will be dripping in new ‘tang so fast it’ll be like you never existed.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Keepers of the House Elijah Hayley

It’s “pussy whipped,” right?

Another day, another Original vampire temporarily dying because they’re linked to a spell-of-the-week crisis.

At least The Originals’ magic is consistent.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals No Quarter Camille Klaus

This is my happy place.

Sadly, my suspicions of the previews were true, and Camille is indeed a mental projection.

And the Originals concede defeat to Marcel and leave New Orleans forever.

The horror.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Gather Up the Killers Klaus in chains

Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.

With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.

Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals The Bloody Crown Rebekah

“I’m late because I had to do my hair first.”

By the end of this episode, New Orleans is crawling with vampires.

And none of them are original.

Failure, they name is Mikaelson.

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