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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Awake Snow David everyone asleep

It’s like a fairytale come to life.

Just kidding. The only thing that’s dead is Once Upon a Time’s credibility.

And that was ages ago.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina drinks potion Save Henry

I consider binge drinking to be the appropriate response to any situation, though.

The apocalyptically bad thing is that this episode is titled “Save Henry.”

And I was like “Can we not?”

And then Once Upon a Time was like “Okay, let’s not.”

God is real, people.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Tinkerbell Regina

Someone needs more clapping.

More Disney whoring. Like child, like parent.

But that’s what we come for, isn’t it?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina Evil Queen

Done and done.

It’s back to flashbacks this week, and we go all the way back. Back to the very first episode.

Nothing of value happens, of course. But at least Queenie gets to wear a darling frock.

So it isn’t a complete waste, you know?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 22

Once Upon a Time Regina Season 2 finale

That’s just how she do.

So, like, I forgot that this week’s episode was the season finale.

I’m not ready for Once Upon a Time to go away.

Oh, and apparently, neither were the writers.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 21

Once Upon a Time Regina Greg torture

“Yes. But that’s beside the point.”

Am I bored with how relentlessly decent Once Upon a Time has become?

No.

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