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Film Review: Battleship

Battleship Rihanna Taylor Kitsch cast

Sadly not.

Let’s look at our lead cast:

Taylor “you’ve already forgotten who I am” Kitsch.

Brooklyn “any blonde actress” Decker.

Rihanna.

Dis gun be goooooood.

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Film Review: Wrath of the Titans

Wrath of the Titans Sam Worthington Cyclops battle

I love me some coarse palm work.

Why?

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Film Review: The Grey

The Grey snow white

Oh my god, Karen!

Do you like snow?

Do you like Liam Neeson sounding gruff and important?

Do you like ridiculously gigantic and vindictive wolves? And snow?

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