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Discontinued: Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation April syringe

I’m committing Parks and Rec suicide.

This is the end.

Hold your breath and count to the Skyfall reference.

So what I’m trying to say is that I’m discontinuing my reviews for Parks and Recreation. But you probably should have worked that out from the title already. Keep up.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 15

Parks and Recreation can of whoop ass Leslie Kim

Bitch be literal as hell.

Well, now that all that wedding bullshit is out of the way, I guess it’s time for some filler?

Yep.

At least it’s good filler, though.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 14

Parks and Recreation wedding kiss

And not as adorable as Liz Lemon’s wedding.

I am here to spread dissatisfaction.

What? Somebody has to dampen all this love and sincere emotion.

It’s the only thing that keeps my filthy humanity at bay. Fuck empathy.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13

Parks and Recreation Chris dead

Chris, that is. Not Rob Lowe. I still want a living Rob Lowe.

Sometimes filler is utterly pointless.

Sometimes filler is tolerable and semi-appropriate, but bizarre.

And sometimes (especially with an impending wedding and the fruition of 5 seasons’ worth of arc) it manages to be funny, serious, plot relevant and throwaway. Together.

Which is what Parks and Recreation does at its best.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12

Parks and Rec vagina uterus cartoon Ann

That lipstick ain’t lipstick.

It’s menstrual blood. The joke is that it’s menstrual blood.

So with 30 Rock dead and buried (embalmed in my tears!), it’s up to Parks and Rec to pick up the NBC sitcom slack.

Yeah, good luck with that.

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episodes 12 and 13

30 Rock series finale Liz

If only we had a little more time…

So I thought there were 2 episodes of 30 Rock left.

As in, like, 2 more weeks of 30 Rock. I didn’t realise it’d be a double episode.

Needless to say, I was not emotionally prepared enough for 30 Rock to be over.

My heart hurts. And I think (hope?) it’s not just the cholesterol.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 11

Parks and Recreation Leslie April garbage

Leslie then hocked a loogie on the ground and fucked 3 sluts. Because equality.

Last week we had progress on both the Lot 48 sitch and Leslie and Ben’s marriage.

So I guess it’s time for some pointless filler, then?

Why do I always have to be right?

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