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Why Is Jade Still Here?: BBAU Finale Countdown – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2013 Sonia dress finale countdown

She does know how to wear a dress, though.

Seriously, who is voting for Jade?

Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?

At least Layla was lovably dumb.

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BATGit Insane: Beauty and the Geek Australia Premiere – Blog

Beauty and the Geek Australia Nathan war dance challenge

Sadly, he doesn’t win.

Already watched Australia’s worst dating show?

Well, now you can watch the second worst.

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Disposable: BBAU Intruder Impressions 2 – Blog

Big Brother Madaline Boog

Well, hot chick, at least.

It’s all in the title, really.

Though I am keen to see if either of these Intruders can shit up the place with as much obvious acting and artifice as Justynn.

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Beards of a Leather(bar): BBAU Intruders Impressions – Blog

Big Brother Nathan Justynn

Having ugly, old, dude intruders is pretty different, I guess. At least they’re not Ava.

Birds of a feather? Get it.

And both of them (particularly Nathan) look like they’d be very at home in a leather bar.

Now I’ve sufficiently explained my unnecessarily hard-to-get joke, let’s begin (and you can catch up on my other Housemate run-downs here and here).

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters – Film Review

Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters Logan Lerman

That’s his true demigod power.

More characters?

More CGI?

Arbitrary plot?

Yeah yeah, we get it. It’s a sequel.

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Film Review: Chernobyl Diaries

Chernobyl Diaries script

“How early in does my character die?

“That fast? Oh thank god. I’ll be in my trailer, bitches.”

Am I supposed to be impressed that Oren “lucky as fuck” Peli (the creator of Paranormal Activity) produced another movie?

Yes.

And I am.

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Film Review: Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror puppy love potion lick

Take that, Furries!

So I’m apparently not getting enough Snow White action from Once Upon a Time.

I can’t think of any other reason why I would have bothered to sit through this crap.

I like Lily Collins’ eyebrows. That’s a thing, right?

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