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Revenge Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

Revenge Retaliation Louise blue dress

“I stopped counting after the fifth wig.”

Louise’s ever-expanding hair volume aside, things are sailing smoothly on Revenge.

Both Emily and Victoria get to perform takedowns, someone dies, and Margaux is still an impotent little brat.

Just as things should be.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

Revenge Bait Natalie Grayson

The Real Housewives of Melbourne isn’t the only show that can have a cashed-up bogan.

I’ll dash your hopes from the start: Charlotte isn’t the “death in the family” last episode teased us with.

But Natalie has become much more promising than I gave her credit for.

The bandage dress is a bit four years ago, though.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

Revenge Kindred wedding Louise Nolan

Well, wedding reception dramz. But I’ll take it.

If this episode’s resolution is to be believed, we might be thankfully rid of Mother Ellis and Lyman.

One annoying Southern accent is about as much as I can handle at a time.

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Thor: The Dark World – Film Review

Thor: The Dark World Loki Thor fanfiction

“So much hammer sodomy.”

Thor: The Contrived Sequel World.

Nah, I’m just kidding.

It spans multiple worlds, so “World” as a single betrays the film’s plurality.

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The Bachelor Australia: Why? – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Tim

He just can’t see it because he keeps bashfully putting his hand over his eyes.

EDIT: Continue on my The Bachelor journey here, and my finale preview here.

At least it’s better than The Farmer Wants A Wife.

But really. Why?

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome Max Natalie Zea

“Her hair doesn’t handle humidity well. I’m only human.” -Barbie

Yeah, I’ll give him the okay on that hair comment.

But come on, man. You’re gonna take Rachelle Lefevre over Natalie Zea?

Who cast this show?

I’m also giving Natalie Zea a character name upgrade to Max. I thought I’d be generous and save everyone the confusion as soon as possible.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Under the Dome Mike Vogel Natalie Zea

You had a good run.

There’s no shame in not being as hot as Natalie Zea.

Pretty much nobody is.

And she even gets to be a dirty, sexy, rich douchebag.

It’s really what Under the Dome has been missing.

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