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Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Legacies We're Being Punked, Pedro Jeremy Gilbert cameo

Uhh

Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.

Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Legacies Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn Penelope sassy

Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.

You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.

And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Where You Left Your Heart Caroline

I mean, I don’t want to say no to Caroline, but…

Much like Caroline is no Camille, present day The Originals (or anything post-Season 3, really) is not at the same level as its previous highs.

And dear God, did we learn nothing from TVD’s problem of geographically separating the characters? It doesn’t work, people.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo In My Blood Davina ancestral plane

We’re all as surprised as you are, Davina.

Yes, can you believe it, The Originals is getting another season.

And I’m not complaining, but, like, why?

Oh, well. At least this is another insult to TVD. And that makes me happy.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals High Water and a Devil's Daughter Freay Keelin gay kiss

To be fair, most things happen in the dark on The Originals.

They stole Josh’s bit. What use does he have anymore, then?

Be afraid, Josh.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:

Cons: was shit.

Pros: had Katherine.

Eh, I’ll take it.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD We're Planning a June Wedding Caroline Stefan married kiss

I’m concerned.

No, really. I am concerned.

Katherine isn’t in this episode. Which means we only have next week’s finale left, and I’m gonna guess there’s a strong chance that Nina Dobrev will need to spend at least a little bit of that episode as Elena.

I want more Katherine than we’ve gotten, is what I’m saying. And a fuckton less of Matt’s fucking family.

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