Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Uhh…
Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.
Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.
Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.
You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.
And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.
The Originals Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review
Much like Caroline is no Camille, present day The Originals (or anything post-Season 3, really) is not at the same level as its previous highs.
And dear God, did we learn nothing from TVD’s problem of geographically separating the characters? It doesn’t work, people.
The Originals Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
Yes, can you believe it, The Originals is getting another season.
And I’m not complaining, but, like, why?
Oh, well. At least this is another insult to TVD. And that makes me happy.
The Originals Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review
They stole Josh’s bit. What use does he have anymore, then?
Be afraid, Josh.
The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 16 – TV Review
TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:
Cons: was shit.
Pros: had Katherine.
Eh, I’ll take it.
The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 15 – TV Review
No, really. I am concerned.
Katherine isn’t in this episode. Which means we only have next week’s finale left, and I’m gonna guess there’s a strong chance that Nina Dobrev will need to spend at least a little bit of that episode as Elena.
I want more Katherine than we’ve gotten, is what I’m saying. And a fuckton less of Matt’s fucking family.
The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review
I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.
Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?
Thank god our king/queen is back.
Riverdale Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
Riverdale answers the question: What would Gossip Girl look like if it were set in Mystic Falls?
It would look pretty fuckin’ good.
The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 8 – TV Review

For the second season in a row? Oh, Rayna.
At least Alexandra Chando’s young doctor doesn’t tease us with the possibility of becoming an actual character, like Rayna did.
And it was nice of TVD to throw her a bone after passing her up all those years ago, thereby sentencing her to ABC Family Hell.
Thanks, Season 8.