Dynasty Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review
Spoilers be damned, the world deserves to feel the same relief I did.
I mean, Adam doesn’t die either and it turns out the fall wasn’t that bad, anyway.
But it’s the principle of the matter!
The principle being Liam’s continued stranglehold on my libido.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review
I would never put episode spoilers at the start of a post.
But also, considering how well Dynasty did leave us with this finale, I’m not mad.
And I’ll spare everyone a protracted comparison to Riverdale’s finale. Because that’s not nice.
Wake up and start appreciating your better soap opera, CW.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review
“You mean it helps when characters actually have empathy and care about each other? Whaaa!?” – Present Day Riverdale
I don’t think a shitty TV review blog (and mostly CW shows, at that) is the right place to get political, but I just want to say that as an Aussie, I was extra grateful for Dynasty bringing the quality and grace it does this episode after the last couple of days we’ve had.
It seems shallow that a CW soap opera would raise my spirits. And it is. But it did, and I’m thankful for that.
Also the gag of this episode’s ending. Oh. Mon. Dieu.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review
It’s a reliable look for them.
The drama is high this episode, darlings.
What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
When I said I wanted Season 3 to go back to basics, this is exactly what I meant.
Step aside, wannabe-Riverdale. The real, ab-flaunting deal has returned.
Also, levitating babies.
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Heathers Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review
-Heathers, 2018
Get it? Because Heathers was cancelled before it even aired?
Also, a major character dies this episode.
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Heathers Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
This show has writers?
I’m only kidding. Of course this show has writers.
Where else would the painfully overwrought dialogue come from?
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review
It really is that good.
The mystery is solved.
But the story is not over.
God, how much better can Riverdale get?
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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review
This is her moment.
Literally, she’s off that bench she was on last episode.
And baby, what an exit.
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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review
Who would have thought back in Season 1 that I’d be yelling at my TV screen “not Dylan!”
For a long time, I’ve salivated at the thought of Norman slashing his way through his fellow main characters. I mean, I knew it would be harrowing, but I also hoped it would be delicious.
But it’s not delicious. I’m just scared and crying.
