Dynasty Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review
It’s a reliable look for them.
The drama is high this episode, darlings.
What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
When I said I wanted Season 3 to go back to basics, this is exactly what I meant.
Step aside, wannabe-Riverdale. The real, ab-flaunting deal has returned.
Also, levitating babies.
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Heathers Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review
-Heathers, 2018
Get it? Because Heathers was cancelled before it even aired?
Also, a major character dies this episode.
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Heathers Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
This show has writers?
I’m only kidding. Of course this show has writers.
Where else would the painfully overwrought dialogue come from?
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review
It really is that good.
The mystery is solved.
But the story is not over.
God, how much better can Riverdale get?
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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review
This is her moment.
Literally, she’s off that bench she was on last episode.
And baby, what an exit.
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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review
Who would have thought back in Season 1 that I’d be yelling at my TV screen “not Dylan!”
For a long time, I’ve salivated at the thought of Norman slashing his way through his fellow main characters. I mean, I knew it would be harrowing, but I also hoped it would be delicious.
But it’s not delicious. I’m just scared and crying.
