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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD I'm Thinking Of You All The While cast season 7

Huh, I already don’t miss Elena at all. Who could have predicted that?

And don’t worry, Damon is still around, too. He’s just out of frame.

Just like Elena is out of this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 21 – TV Review

TVD I'll Wed You In The Golden Summertime Stefan Caroline

Nobody, really.

Get ready for an open bar, because it’s a wedding episode.

Not Elena and Damon’s, thank God.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD I'd Leave My Happy Home For You Elena takes the cure

It’s my one failing as an alcoholic.

Why?

Why did I ever implicitly wish for more Elena?

What’s wrong with me?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 19 – TV Review

TVD Because Caroline dessicating

Elijah might have found his match.

The Caroline Starvation Hotness Parade?

Not as catchy.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

TVD A Bird In A Gilded Cage Stefan Caroline sex

Literally.

And I thought their sunset kiss was satisfying.

I’m almost ashamed that I used to be against the Caroline/Stefan pairing. And, on principle, I still kind of am.

I’ll allow it while their humanity switches are off, though.

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Maniac – Film Review

Maniac Elijah Wood scalp

Yeah, lady. Don’t be so selfish.

As soon as I saw Alexandre Aja was involved, I was in.

It’s not his best work, but it’ll do.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 20

Pretty Little Liars Hanna little boy blue costume

It doesn’t count if you’re not fucking wearing it. God!

It just doesn’t feel like PLL with Hanna wearing good outfits all the time. What is this?

In other news, they must have funneled their experimental Hanna fashion budget into their “ridiculous soap opera action scenes” department.

Following last week’s lift crash, this episode we’ve got both a car accident and the ol’ stuck-in-a-sauna bit.

Not bad, actually.

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