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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Ruby Slippers lesbian kiss

See? I remember things I did in the past.

Well, poor Mulan. She finds the only other lesbian-leaning character in Once Upon a Time, and then loses her to another sudden lesbian.

I thought it was only the gay male community that were all “No Asians?”

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Birth Snow choked

So it feels good? I don’t get the joke here.

Ah, the dreaded Once Upon a Time double episode.

I’m gonna need some long-forgotten character cameos to get through this one.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Tinkerbell Regina

Someone needs more clapping.

More Disney whoring. Like child, like parent.

But that’s what we come for, isn’t it?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 9

Once Upon a Time Hook Cora Queen of Hearts

It’s Barbara Hershey. Who wouldn’t go there?

So the identity of The Queen of Hearts is finally revealed!

It’s been so long.

Oh, it’s Cora. Naturally.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 8

Once Upon a Time Cora Barbara Hershey heart magic jar of

“I’m Barbara motherfuckin’ Hershey, cunt. Who the fuck are you?”

A week without Once Upon a Time is too long.

I almost feel embarrassed by how much I look forward to these episodes.

But feeling embarrassed would require me to have the ability to feel anything, so, you know.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 6

Once Upon a Time Sleeping Beauty Aurora bad dream nightmare

“It was awful! I dreamt I was in a mediocre ABC show. And I wasn’t blonde or interesting!”

Good god, after the clusterfuck of stupidity that was the Frankenstein fiasco (yeah, that’s right. I know aliteration), I think anything that didn’t reek of complete desparation would be satisfactory.

That’s Once Upon a Time for you. Just satisfactory.

At least it isn’t Revenge.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 5

Once Upon a Time Regina season 2 happy smile

“I was gone for an episode and I was worried nobody had told you how much you suck recently.”

Regina’s back, bitches!

God, that’s the way it should always be.

It’s almost embarrassing how much more interesting she is than Emma and Snow. I don’t think anyone’s surprised that she’s more interesting than David.

Because David is shit.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 3

Once Upon a Time Lancelot

ABC has some history with that (ABC Family, same thing).

Oh, Once Upon a Time. Still struggling.

It’s only episode 3 for the season and already I feel like we’ve slid into DNC territory.

It chugs along, but there’s nothing particularly exciting.

Probably my fault for recently bingeing on PLL season 2 DVDs.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 1

Once Upon a Time Season 2 Regina smirk

And I know everything? Really? I’m making that joke again?

Finally! The moment I’ve been waiting so long for!

Well, about 2 weeks. But still, after intensively watching the first season over a condensed period of time, I’ve developed an addiction for bland, trashy, soap-opera-esque fairy tale shit.

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