Scream Season 3 – Season Review
Why did you do this to us, Queen Latifah?
Should I bother calling it Scream: Resurrection?
Should I bother calling it anything other than the trash it is?
It’s bad, baby. Real bad.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review
I am petrified.
Again, apologies for the late post.
This is an indication of my level of excitement for this show.
Which is even more pathetic considering none of my other shows are actually on right now, and I still can’t be bothered posting a review in a timely manner.
And you know it’s not because I actually have a life. Because I don’t.
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Scream Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review
Just kidding. It was rubbish. But I couldn’t resist the pun.
It’s nice that Scream could sense my unease over whether or not to truly like it, and gave me a nudge in the right direction.
Which, for me, obv, is to hate it.
Thanks, MTV.
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Scream Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review
A tired Mean Girls reference is still wittier than anyone in this show.
Well, praise the Weinsteins, the character death drought is over.
You have to wait until literally the closing seconds of the episode, but it’s there.
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Scream Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review
We’re on the same wavelength.
Just kidding. This is part of a dream sequence.
Because everyone loved those so much in Scream 3, right?
Oh.
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Scream Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review
Fine. I’ll just vote for Emma, then.
Token Asian isn’t going un-mourned.
Luckily, we’ve got an abandoned hospital to explore, baby.
And a jab at PLL.
Thank you, Scream.
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Scream Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
Alright, alright, Audrey. I apologise. You’re totally not a lesbian. We believe you.
And just kidding on Audrey. She’s not actually hanging herself.
She’s just mock hanging herself in her dead girlfriend’s bedroom while the wake is going on downstairs.
For research.
Much less disturbing.
