The Scribbler – Film Review
Katie Cassidy: the queen, the goddess, my inspiration.
What are you doing here?
How I Live Now – Film Review

“I’m tired of looking like a dishevelled Zooey Deschanel who lost a fight with a bottle of Shower Power.”
I’ve been waiting for Saoirse to follow up Hanna with something equally as captivating.
The Host was doomed from the Stephenie Meyer start.
And Byzantium was, well, ugh.
How I Live Now will have to be good enough for now, I suppose. Because it beats the shit out of those two.
Pompeii – Film Review
A Paul W. S. Anderson movie without Milla Jovovich just doesn’t feel right, does it?
At least we can be thankful that everyone dies in this one. For good.
It’s not like that’s a spoiler. It’s Pompeii.
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones – Film Review
I should preface this review by admitting I didn’t see the entire movie.
I only went to see it because I needed to kill some time, and I missed the first 5-10 minutes (I came in at the point where the boys were using that hidden camera to spy on that naked chick).
But it’s a Paranormal Activity movie, so as long as I started at any point within the first 40 minutes, I wouldn’t miss much.
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit – Film Review
Spoiler alert: Chris Pine’s hotness is still elusive. It’s all in the angles.
Also, something about spies?
You’re Next – Film Review
It’s about time we had a classic slasher film.
Bunch of jerks trapped in a house; killers with masks; sequences with more than just gore.
I miss the 90s.
Carrie (2013) – Film Review
Unlike Carrie White, I do have friends.
I know it’s hard to believe, so fuck you, here they are in action.
So if you feel like resting your ears on some Dirty Pillows, that’s the podcast for you.
And if you scour those episodes carefully, you might even hear your master’s voice.
That’s me, fyi.
Plug complete.
Maniac – Film Review
As soon as I saw Alexandre Aja was involved, I was in.
It’s not his best work, but it’ll do.