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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 10

Bates Motel Vera Norma gun shooting Dylan

Dat Vera snarl.

Vera Farmiga could do pretty much anything in this show and I would endorse it.

It’s okay, I don’t understand this crush either.

Oh, this is the season finale, by the by.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

Bates Motel Jake Vera Norma

90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 8

Bates Motel Shelby corpse autopsy

Yeeeeahh, Shelby’s not so hot anymore.

Aww, so sorry about leaving you out of my Top 5 TV Shows list, Bates Motel.

But you’re still young. Maybe next year.

At least you’ve managed to move past the stagnation of last week. Good for you.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 7

Bates Motel Vera Norma yell scream

You were the chosen one, Bates Motel!

Well, it was inevitable:

The boring, relationship drama-heavy soap opera episode has finally come.

Still, 7 episodes in is a pretty good record.

Now don’t fucking do it again.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 6

Bates Motel Shelby shot eye blood

Always, Mike Vogel.

Another episode, another horrible death (possibly 2).

Bates Motel isn’t giving me any fodder to bitch about.

Why can’t you be more like Glee?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 5

Bates Motel Ethan Asian shot

It’s gotta be, right?

Yeah, this post is super late.

I was busy.

I have a life sometimes, you know.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 4

Bates Motel Deputy Shelby Mike Vogel

I can overlook a bit of sex trafficking and homicide.

So yeah, Deputy Hide-the-evidence is definitely evil.

Excellent.

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