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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Enzo kills Sarah Monique I Alone

Literally nobody would be.

And he does.

I didn’t know it was possible for Enzo to be more attractive, but killing off subpar minor characters is the true way to my heart, it appears.

Thank you, baby.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve death season finale

I’m with ya, Gen.

Thankfully, The Originals’ season finale isn’t anything like Glee’s.

Because The Originals is actually a sensible, decent television show.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah Hayley kiss finally

Mission accomplished. You can all go home now.

Who knew it would take Keiran’s death to achieve so much good in The Originals?

Hayley and Elijah finally kiss.

Francesca becomes more prominent.

Even Genevieve makes the leap from lingering plot tumour to tolerable supporting character.

I thank you for your sacrifice, Keiran.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 18 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve Klaus The Big Uneasy

“And it’s been cancelled. They still have that zombie show, though. If you can stand that kind of glacial pacing and disappointment.”

Gosh, has it been a month, already?

And Genevieve is still around?


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The Originals Season 1 Episode 17 – TV Review

The Originals Francesca Peta Sargeant

Not this fabulous bitch.

It’s probably a wise move for the Jabberwocky to abandon the sinking ship that is Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

And we needed a replacement bitch now that Rebekah‘s fucked off for good.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals Klaus Camille

“He could use a bit of fake tan, though.”

Yes, apparently Camille, the one squishy human in the show, is the only one Elijah feels is qualified to nurse an ailing and ravenous Klaus back to health.

Oh, Elijah. Principles don’t defeat primal urge.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Oliver shirtless

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I didn’t know The Originals needed an influx of shirtless hunks.

But I’m not complaining now that they’re here.

Except for Jackson. Fuck that guy.

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