Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review
I, however, made the grave mistake of watching it stone cold sober.
I have regrets.
There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:
1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;
2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or
3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.
Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review
Sorry, Em.
Can you feel the soothing waves of relief washing over you, with the knowledge that after this, only one more excruciating episode of Pretty Little Liars will ever darken you life?
We’re almost free.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review
Pretty Little Liars is in the same league, right?
God help me, I actually enjoyed this episode.
Because something actually fucking happened.
If only we could go back in time and let the rest of the season and series know this hidden secret.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review
Fucking finally.
But you know that thing I said about new lows every episode?
Not even Ashley can stave off that.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review
Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 11 – TV Review
The last eight months have been so wonderful.
Let it end.
God, just let it end.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review
Remember, Hanna: it’s down the road, not across the street.
I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.
But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.
The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.
What a shocking waste of a show.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review
Spencer’s evidently been watching PLL.
So PLL already solves its flash forward mystery by only four episodes in, and even features a genuine emotional conflict?
What is this? Opposite week?
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 1 – TV Review
At least PLL is staying true to itself.
Yes, I was foolish enough to hope that maybe, with one final season premiere to attempt, that PLL would somehow claw its way out of the swamp of bullshittery in which it has mired itself.
And again, it didn’t.
Sink ever lower, show.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 19 – TV Review
Hanna has always been the most proactive one of the group.
Oh, get real. You know better than to trust anything PLL shows you.
If they can retcon Mona’s dead body, then a flimsy text isn’t out of the question.
Can you imagine, though?
